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Four quotes today for your consideration:
Marcus Rubio, February 28, 2016, in response to Trump's taunts, calling him "Little Rubio": "... the Florida senator suggested Trump had small hands for his height. "And you know what they say about guys with small hands," Rubio said with a smile, prompting stunned laughter from the crowd. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/donald-trump-has-small-hands-marco-rubio-says-n527791 Donald Trump responds, May 29, 2016: "Look at those hands, are they small hands?" Trump said during the debate. "And, he referred to my hands — 'if they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee." https://www.businessinsider.com/marco-rubio-trump-small-hands-2016-5 And, this might be a great time to review a quote by one of my favorite philosophers, Messer Sun Tzu, who's been right on the money since around 500BC: “If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by.” https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/298483-if-you-wait-by-the-river-long-enough-the-bodies And so, this morning, floating down the River of Denial in plain sight for all to gawk and try later to get out of our heads: "[Stormy Daniels] describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.” “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f***ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/news-trump/stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating/ar-BBNu9DV Writers often say, "You just can't make this shit up." I've said that a lot, lately. I think I could have made this up, though I'll grant you the mushroom thing is not in my wheelhouse, but let's say I did. No one would believe me. I don't think Stormy's going to have that problem. And I seriously doubt she's going to get sued by the President for defamation, considering how that's worked out for him AND because he can be sure Avenatti would fire up the Mother of All Depositions along with a subpoena duces bring'em for some Presidential show-and-tell. On days like this, who wouldn't want to be a columnist? And yet, who couldn't write the story? And, wait... please stand by for the National Presidential Re-naming Contest. There's Old Ironsides, Hooverville, Honest Abe, The Buck Stops Here Harry... Have fun, but not so much you forget to vote.
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