This looks like one picture, but it's actually two: a) The East Anchorage High School Concert Choir; and b) a virtual who's-who of girls who wouldn't go out with me -- add in cheerleaders, honor rollees and fast girls and you've got the reason I hung out with Craig Goodrich, Howard Weaver and Ty Settles -- collectively we were known to the school administration simply as The Four Morons (and we're all in the choir picture, of course).