October 2, 2019
Trump's "You talking to me?" is actually BETTER than De Nero's version when he did it in "Taxi." Why? Because De Nero was merely playing a deeply disturbed, paranoid psychotic, whereas Trump was not acting. The President of Finland is probably being treated for PTSD, tonight. Trump got his strategy for the Ukrainian Affair from Tommy Smothers, "Oh, yeah?" Pence's passport will soon be missing the page showing his trip to Ukraine, and his new standard response is, "Who, me?" Trump's team called ServePro Restoration Services late this afternoon because their motto is, "Like it never happened." Stand fast... but smile.
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October 3, 2019
Wearing a smashing pair of "Hello Kitty" slippers (because his feet were swollen after yesterday's all-day tempter tantrum and feet stamping), Trump broke into a refrain of "Fools Rush In Where Angels Fear To Tread" before publicly urging China to investigate the Bidens. And, if China can't find anything either, he'll hold his breath until the stock market recovers the 800 points it shaved off in two days of watching him march around in his new amusement park, "Tump Unravel World." Tim Cook, Apple's CEO, announced Apple employs 443 Dreamers in 36 states, "Dreamers embody Apple's innovation strategy. They come from diverse backgrounds and display a wide range of skills and experiences that equip them to tackle problems from different perspectives." In response, Trump announced Cook will be deported to his home state of Alabama the same day as the Dreamers are deported. Later, Trump served up Mitch McConnell as having said Trump's Ukrainian call was "the most innocent call." McConnell used his favorite TV show "Different Strokes" to answer, "What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" And in a story equally bizarre to Rudy Giuliani delivering debunked Biden propaganda to Sec of State Pompeo, who hot-potatoed it to the IG, who hit the panic button -- equally bizarre as all that -- was the news release that a real live, honest-to-god, degreed physicist has concluded that 100 million years ago an advanced alien civilization planted technology to keep an eye on Earth. Look for confirmation from Giuliani's office the technology has been found in Ukraine and if you look very closely at it, you can see the logo of Hunter Biden's company. Stand fast. But smile. Friday, October 4, 2019
Bernie Sanders' campaign disclosed today he had a heart attack, though when asked about it the medical staff treating him said it was actually a myocardial infarction, which sounds very heart-attackish to me. Meanwhile, CNN reports the "House Democrats on Friday issued a subpoena to the White House for documents related to Ukraine, ratcheting up the Democratic impeachment inquiry into President Donald Trump." All things being equal, if today is your day to check The Donald's BP, you might want to call in sick... for the rest of the year. Look for Giuliani to create a new spotlight for himself. His newest theory could be that after hearing about Bernie's heart attack, Rep. Schiff looked up "myocardial infarction" and found that stress hormones can cause it, and that the National Library of Medicine lists "a variety of negative emotions such as anger, tension, and sadness, were found to induce it". Anybody seen any evidence of that, anywhere in the news, lately? Still... Bernie's heart attack was announced and sometime after that announcement, the White House was hit with the subpoenas. Coincidence? Fake News? The Clinton Cabal? Unrelated, to anything else, it only took me one try to spell "subpoena" unlike The Donald's nine tries yesterday for a twitter rant. Thing is, I have spell-check. But then so does Twitter, so I'm still searching the web for eight other explanations besides, "What the hell does that little red line under the word mean?" And, in the "unexpected consequences" column is the new "Nancy Pelosi For President Campaign" which kicked off with the House's impeachment inquiry turning to VP Pence. Turns out he made a trip to Ukraine back in September while his owner stayed in the U.S. to monitor a hurricane from one of his golf courses. During the trip, Pence met with the President of Ukraine and reportedly discussed Trump's withholding of U.S. security assistance. And just like we know "myocardial infarction" is just another term for heart attack, we also know that "withholding of U.S. security assistance" is just another term for extortion. Stand fast. But smile. Thursday, October 3, 2019
Wearing a smashing pair of "Hello Kitty" slippers (because his feet were swollen after yesterday's all-day tempter tantrum and feet stamping), Trump broke into a refrain of "Fools Rush In Where Angels Fear To Tread" before publicly urging China to investigate the Bidens. And, if China can't find anything either, he'll hold his breath until the stock market recovers the 800 points it shaved off in two days of watching him march around in his new amusement park, "Tump Unravel World." Tim Cook, Apple's CEO, announced Apple employs 443 Dreamers in 36 states, "Dreamers embody Apple's innovation strategy. They come from diverse backgrounds and display a wide range of skills and experiences that equip them to tackle problems from different perspectives." In response, Trump announced Cook will be deported to his home state of Alabama the same day as the Dreamers are deported. Later, Trump served up Mitch McConnell as having said Trump's Ukrainian call was "the most innocent call." McConnell used his favorite TV show "Different Strokes" to answer, "What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" And in a story equally bizarre to Rudy Giuliani delivering debunked Biden propaganda to Sec of State Pompeo, who hot-potatoed it to the IG, who hit the panic button -- equally bizarre as all that -- was the news release that a real live, honest-to-god, degreed physicist has concluded that 100 million years ago an advanced alien civilization planted technology to keep an eye on Earth. Look for confirmation from Giuliani's office the technology has been found in Ukraine and if you look very closely at it, you can see the logo of Hunter Biden's company. Stand fast. But smile. Wednesday, October 2, 2019
Trump's "You talking to me?" was actually BETTER than De Nero's version when he did it in "Taxi" because De Nero was only playing a deeply disturbed, paranoid psychotic, and Trump was not acting. The President of Finland is probably being treated for PTSD, tonight, so pray for him. Trump got his strategy for the Ukrainian Affair from Tommy Smothers, "Oh, yeah?" Pence's passport will soon be missing the page showing his trip to Ukraine, and his new standard response is, "Who, me?" Trump's team called ServePro Restoration Services late this afternoon because their motto is, "Like it never happened." Stand fast... but smile. |
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